Skippy’s List: 213 things Skippy isn’t allowed to do in the Army
Humor, Sections: July 26th, 2008This is a funny list. It seems that is a true list too, according to him.
Here are some examples:
1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I’m supposed to be working.
2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”.
3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief [...]