Precious Leroy Presents another innovative product that is sure to revolutionize your home. It’s the Dwarf Levitator 2000.* All you’ll ever need to keep yourself entertained while you are relaxing in the cold halls of Ironforge. We’ve all asked ourselves “I wonder what that dwarf would do if I hung him 3 feet in the air”. Well now you’ll know and your guild will never have to be bored again!!!

*Not legal in some states

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